This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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