I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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