CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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