I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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