Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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