so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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