oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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