his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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