I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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