Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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