jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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