All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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