I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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