Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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