things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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