And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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