i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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