You're completely useless in the revolution.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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