That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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