Jerry, you need to find god
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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