OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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