FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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