I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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