Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Randomize
