Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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