then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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