Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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