I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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