I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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