Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I would ride that face into the sunset
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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