Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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