Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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