So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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