After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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