Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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