So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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