We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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