He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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