Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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