it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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