Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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