You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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