laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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