the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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