Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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