He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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