So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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