Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Randomize
