I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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