WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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