it hurts more in the daytime
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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